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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
The bomb’s been dropped and it’s full of fun.
There’s 16 men on a dead man’s chest.
If you want rock then come be our guest…
So rock!
A pirate’s life for me.
Roaming over the seas.
A pirate’s life for me.
A land lubber I’ll never be.
No!
Arrr matey, walk the plank.
Our rock’s too money to ever make bank.
So shiver me timbers and give 'em the boot.
X marks the spot of our pirate loot.
So rock!
A pirate’s life for me.
Roaming over the seas.
A pirate’s life for me.
A land lubber I’ll never be.
No!
Do do do do do do do do dooo.
Do do do do do do dooo dooo.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Nndo do do do do hrrrrr bi bi!
Some are in this game just to get booty.
Others for the money, they act so snooty.
We leave all that other junk behind on the dock.
We’re here for one reason, and that’s to rock.
So rock!
A pirate’s life for me.
Roaming over the seas.
A pirate’s life for me.
A land lubber I’ll never be.
No!
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
You can dance around if you want to,
But nobody wants to see you prance.
We all like a good dose of fantasy,
But only suckers live it out in their lives.
Well I won’t take a dive.
Don’t tell me not to try.
I’ve sweated up to my eyes,
So the faeries will die.
Well I don’t believe in faeries.
There’s no such thing as a fairy tale life.
You’ll never see one.
I’m killing all the faeries tonight.
I’m taking knives to their eyes.
I’m taking flames to their brittle wings.
**
This song was never meant to be homophobic.
It has always been about literal faeries (the small and annoying mythical creatures).
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Rattle The Cages
02:34
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
Gave his life to the animals.
He’d give anything to set them free.
So he broke into the ASPCA.
Rattle the cages, rattle the cages, right?
Rattle the cages, rattle the cages tonight.
Rattle the cages, rattle the cages, right?
Rattle the cages, rattle the cages tonight.
He counted on an easy target,
And he knew the strength of his will,
But he didn’t know the cages would be locked.
Rattle the cages, rattle the cages right?
Rattle the cages, rattle the cages tonight.
Rattle the cages, rattle the cages right?
Rattle the cages, rattle the cages tonight.
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4. |
Mötley Whüe
02:21
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
So you had a bad day at work?
Fought with your girl and you feel like a jerk?
Just hop in your car and crank up the tunes.
Rock’s the cure for your bad mood.
When things ain’t the way you want em to be,
Get yourself a rock lobotomy.
It’s cheaper than any doc in town,
And it’ll turn your frown right upside down, yeah.
Here’s a tip if yoy’re feeling down,
Your mood is blue or your drawers are brown.
Just say to yourself “hey wait a sec...”
And see this rock’s positive effect.
When things ain’t the way you want em to be,
Get yourself a rock lobotomy.
It’s cheaper than any doc in town.
And it’ll turn your frown right upside down, yeah.
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
This is our rock town.
Our blood and sweat are on this ground.
We've been kicked out of the halls,
But we're still here, within these walls.
You can't stop this rock.
It's harder than what you've got.
Just try to put your foot down.
We'll break it off, cause this is our town.
You can't, you can't hold us down.
You can't, you can't hold us down.
You can't, you can't hold us down.
This is our rock town.
Our blood and sweat is on the ground.
We've been kicked out of the halls,
But we're still here, within these walls.
You can't, you can't hold us down.
You can't, you can't hold us down.
You can't, you can't hold us down.
You can't, you can't hold us down.
Cause this is our town.
Spill your guts!
Spill your guts!
Spill your guts!
Spill your guts!
Spill your guts!
Spill your guts!
Guts.
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
All the cool kids had to have one.
All the cool kids had to have one.
All the cool kids had to have one.
All the cool kids had to have one.
All the cool kids had to have one.
All the cool kids had to have one.
All the cool kids had to have one.
All the cool kids had to have one.
Daddy always got you what you wanted.
You had your toys and then your cars,
I had my friends, and I had my backyard.
You had your toys and then your cars,
I had my friends, and I had my backyard.
All the cool kids.
All the cool kids.
All the cool kids.
All the cool kids.
Had one.
Had one.
Had one.
And here we go.
We don't want what you want.
We don't need what you got.
We don't want what you want.
We don't need what you got.
We don't want what you want.
We don't need what you got.
We don't want what you want.
We don't need what you got.
We don't want what you got.
No.
All the cool kids.
All the cool kids...
Had one.
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
A long time ago, in a distant distant land,
There lived a boy who longed to be a man.
He toiled in the fields and worked his hands to the bone,
Hoping to rise from the poverty.
But alas his lands came under the control of an evil wizard,
And his destiny would be forever changed.
He once was a boy, but he'll never be a man.
Now forged in steel, his dreams are destroyed.
Power at great cost to the boy.
His soul is imprisoned in the steel.
Sword. Fire. Steel. Forge. Death. Life. Fire. (etc...)
Brutalitroninatoration man.
He is coming for your can.
Brutalitroninatoration man.
He's broken free and now he's coming for your can.
WHAHAHYAHAYHAYHAYHAHA
(Farsi Monologue by Sean Namei)
Brutalitroninatoration man is coming for you...
So run.
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
Don't do anything.
Just grow up, maybe throw up.
Don't do anything.
You can always just blame it on somebody else.
Be dumb cause it's cool to be dumb.
Be cool cause it's cool to be stupid.
Be dumb cause it's cool to be dumb.
Be cool cause it's cool to be stupid.
Be dumb cause it's cool to be dumb.
Be cool cause it's cool to be stupid.
Be dumb cause it's cool to be dumb.
Be cool cause it's cool to be.....
Don't do anything.
Who really cares if your brother's the mayor.
Don't do anything.
You'll always have your job at the fair.
Be dumb cause it's cool to be dumb.
Be cool cause it's cool to be stupid.
Be dumb cause it's cool to be dumb.
Be cool cause it's cool to be stupid.
Be dumb cause it's cool to be dumb.
Be cool cause it's cool to be stupid.
Be dumb cause it's cool to be dumb.
Be cool cause it's cool to be.....
Don't do anything.
Who really cares if your brother's the mayor.
Don't do anything.
You'll always have your job at the fair.
Eaaalgh.
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
There are some places that are too dirty for me.
And some of those places you have to pay to pee.
Now I don't wanna be a crude dude,
But I don't wanna get some heinous disease.
I'm already dirty.
I'm dirty as a wanna be.
And darling I hope that's good enough for you
Cause you know it's good enough for me.
I want you all to chant with me now.
Get dirty, dirty, dirty as a I wanna be.
Dirty.
Dirty.
Dirty as I wanna be.
(verbal chaos)
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10. |
Young 'Til I Die
02:11
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WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG?
We don't know, we didn't write it.
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Aggrocrag Harrisonburg, Virginia
Aggrocrag was formed in 2003 in Harrisonburg, VA.
Aggrocrag is:
Austin
Stemper
David Frazier
Jeff Guinn
Nik Combs
Sean Namei
Ryan Fawley
Jake Armentrout
Aggrocrag also once included:
Marty Tribble (RIP)
Chris Kemp
Aggrocrag has at least on one occasion included:
Scary Adams
Chris Waters
Jeremy Teter
Adam Spiers
Patrick Simmons
Steven Russell
Ben Schlabach
An Ipod
... more
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